THE MISTYPED MESSAGE THAT BECAME A PRIVATE JOKE FOR LIFE

I was trying to be clever. In one of our first conversations, I wanted to tell Alina that she was “witty and charming.” My fingers, however, moved faster than my brain. Instead of "witty," autocorrect decided I meant "weedy." The message I confidently sent read: "You are so weedy and charming." A long pause followed. I re-read my message, my